Michelle Obama: "Goodmorning Mr. President"
The 44th US President: "Goodmorning yourself, oh first of all ladies"
MO: "Did you sleep well?"
44th: "Like a baby. But then again you did wear me out last night... Was that a new trick with the snake thing?"
MO: "Yeah, I've been getting some pointers from Hillary. Girlfriend is a freak!"
44th: "I guess she'd have to be..."
MO: "So what's on the itinerary for today?"
44th: "Nothing much:
- Solving the economic crises
- Restoring international relations and alliances
- Fixing the health care system
- Bring peace to Palestine
- Get the troops out of Irak
- Unite and give hope
- End world hunger
- Create world peace
- Desecrate the Oval Office with my hot ass wife
You know, no biggie..."
MO: "That's quite enough sex talk Mr. President. Time to get serious!"
44th: "You're absolutely right dear. Let's get cracking! So what are you going to do today?"
MO: "Call all my friends and tell them that I just nailed the mothereffing leader of the free world."
44th: "Good for you honey."