Tuesday, 18 May 2010

White Flower Power

Look, I don't know what happened okay? Those white supremacist bastards acted alone on this. I even tried to save them some weeks ago by attempting a botanical global shift of sorts, but I failed. Is that why I feel so guilty, because I failed?

Just look at those smug, racist petals looking all healthy and well fed, whilst the poor purple suckers get crushed to death. My dreams of a glorious and harmonious purple and white flower bed, an example for the flower beds of the world if you will, shot all to hell.

I should rip the white ones out and cramp them in a dried out old pot. See how they like it. The purple ones are prettier and more fun anyway. Serves those pale fuckers right for stealing other flora's food. Time to get vengeful up in this concrete jungle...